Friday, August 26, 2011

Leonardo's Pizza!

A few weeks ago, John and I grabbed a pizza to accompany our almost-nightly Star Trek experience, and John, Bill and I noshed down.  Unfortunately, I have to be honest to myself and my pizza study, and I was frankly too distracted with my just-ended work day to really experience the pizza.  John’s thoughts were “nice smell, good consistency on the crust, not enough grease”.  Bill’s thoughts were “It’s pizza and pizza is a good thing”.  But I realized that I hadn’t fully pulled together my thoughts on it, and I knew deep-down I had to try it again.  So I ordered Leonardo’s Part Two: The Pizzaing last night with James and let it stand the test again.

Smell : Nothing special that wouldn’t smell like a pizza boat in high school.  A simple, almost sugary tomato smell.  But hey, at least it was there.  I’m learning that’s more than I can say for a lot of pizzas.  2/5

Appearance : Blagh.  Nothing to write home about.  A similar situation with Bonobo – the colors mesh together too easily and creates a light-red/yellow tone to the entire pizza.  This was slightly better than Bonobo, however.  At least you could tell the distinguished slices, and see the melted cheese spread over them.  2/5

Cheese: Cheese had a real yummy taste, but we had a cheese flap situation like crazy.  I couldn’t even pick up the first piece without all the cheese sliding off the pizza.  So, a good taste, but not good enough to make up for the poor texture.  2.5/5

Crust:  I liked it!  It was almost *too* thick.  However, I really liked that it was thick enough to really get some earthy flavors of the crust out.  They take their crust seriously there.  It was *almost* perfect consistency.  No bend-y situation.  It was not thin enough that the crust bended in half or flopped down (it’s amazing how often I used the verb “flop” when discussing pizza), but it was not thick enough to overpower the other flavors (which, given the other flavors, I sort of wish was the case).  Good crust, team.  4/5

Sauce: Ugh.  This is where I really think Leonardo’s lost.  Too sugary, not flavorful, and evoked exactly the kind of high-school-pizza experience that the crust did.  James called it “cafeteria pizza” and I think that assessment comes mostly from the smell, look and sauce.  The cheese and crust as isolated components weren’t terrible, but did not save it from the fucking sauce.  .5/5

Overall experience: I mean, it wasn’t as bad tasting as Sam’s, I will give it that.  But Sam’s is bar food, served with two dollar pints.  Leonardo’s is supposed to be up there with Bonobo’s and Otto’s as some of the classiest pizza in town.  Furthermore, you get nothing in terms of atmosphere and experience, because Leonardo’s is just a white box on the side of Forest Avenue.  You can’t even sit there, really.  You basically have no other option than to come home and drink a bottle of wine with it on your bed while watching Batman.  It’s that kind of pizza.  Although those are nice things…I’m still gonna have to go ahead and award the entire experience with a 2.3/5.  I’ve had nice experiences there before, and I love their pesto pizzas, but the cheese did not hold up.

So, a 2.2 for all components, with a 2.3 for overall experience, brings it up to a 4.5.  Is the famed Leonardo’s really not as good as Samuel’s bar and grill?  This is where context plays a huge part.  It was about on par with Sam’s – Sam’s pizza had better cheese, but a terrible crust.  And cheese is very important.  However…Leonardo’s doesn’t even offer me any beer to wash down my pizza with, leaving me with gas station wine and sadness.  Unfortunately, the atmosphere, and the purported style of pizza not matching with quality, brings Leonardo’s down to be the worst pizza thusfar.  This surprises me, but I have to loyal to my rating system.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

A Few Good Men : Legal Film #4



I love Rob Reiner.  I do.  Please disregard all the mean things I’m about to say about him.

Man, Rob Reiner fucked this movie.

                 
Aaron Sorkin’s fantastic writing – sharp and quick, really well-thought out – is paired with Reiner’s “It’s a romantic comedy in New York” style of directing.  How can someone who directs Billy Crystal being New-York-Y-Snarky during falltime direct a tense legal drama?  

I suppose my problem with it came down to the fact that it should be tense and dry, but Rob Reiner is such a cinematic director.  I know that sounds silly to say, but he certainly includes all the bells and flourishes when it comes to decorating a film – the sharp cut, the dramatic music, the panning-across-a-city, etc.  It found myself shouting “God, this is so from the NINETIES” every ten seconds, because every stylistic choice that I associate with shitty 90s romcoms and The Net was there.  

                                               I wish this movie had a lawyer in it...

But this is a fucking Aaron Sorkin movie!  This is – or at least could be – an incredibly sharp, dry, not-at-all cheesy exploration of justice and legality.  Watching Tom Cruise doing his logical tricks and strut around the courtroom would have been more entertaining if I was so distracted by what a smarmy, jock archetype he was.  Not because of the writing, but the decisions of the director – when to zoom in, when to cut, when to play dramatic music - emphasized all that shit to no end.

                      I do like that Kevin Fish is in this.  That does make it slightly better.

In a nutshell – a pretty fun script with cheesy-as-all-fuck directing.  I wouldn’t put it as a requirement to watch for Great American Movies, but I would suggest watching it if you are an Aaron Sorkin nerd.

                                                            Ladies....


Nancy Is A Lawyer?


This movie is one of the few that everyone shouts when you say the words “legal drama” or “classic courtroom film” or “I really have a weird thing for Jack Nicholson?” which are all words I say often.  

                                                            Aw, yeah.

But I really felt like it had way less to do with the actual legal process or painting law in a realistic way then any of the other movies I’ve watched so far.  It was all pomp and fury of law, and very little actual research and dirty work, which is what I am interested in seeing.  For example, Demi Moore has a ‘sinking suspicion’ that something more went on at Gitmo.  I’m more interested in her work in discovering the sinking suspicion than the courtroom drama.
                 
I understand that films have to be cinematic and engaging.  But honestly, I gleaned nothing real about the legal process from this film.  It also put a huge emphasis on charm and clever manipulation.  Which is certainly part of the legal profession, but I get the impression that you spend about 2% of your time, maybe, like Tom Cruise in this movie.


The only thing this movie did well was the Nicholson monologue at the end, regarding justice    and what we do to preserve our false sense of order.  I would have loved this movie to explore this more, but it was too easy to just paint Jack Nicholson as the bad guy and carry him away.    This movie is all of the showy aspects of law, with very little of the deliberation.  This is possibly why 12 Angry Men is one of my favorite movies – because it is *all* deliberation.

                            This movie is great!  I wish I could talk about it!!!

I mean, I could day dream about changing the world and rehearse court cases in the shower, as I’m sure many folks entering into the legal profession do.  But I am much more attracted to the Finch way of approaching law, which is simply dutifully fettering away and doing your best until  you help one person’s life, as opposed to being on a holy crusade for justice.  It felt like Demi and Tom were standing atop a mountain screaming “This just isn’t…right!” when I feel like law should be a more careful deliberation of what good and bad actually is, and what that means for actual people.  And the only time this film ever comes close to those questions is when Jack Nicholson shouts at Tom for questioning his methods, and reminds him that human law and justice is not as simple as his lawbooks would lead him to believe.  Good point, Jack!  And then he goes to jail forever and ever and Tom and Demi get married and have, like, a million of each others babies.

                                                       Mah-wwage!!!

I did not like this movie.  This movie made me want to be a lawyer to spite it.  

           

Samuel's!

…oh no….Sam’s….   Okay, Sam’s is a sports bar directly across from my office on upper Forest Ave.  I frequent.  Two-for-one pizza specials on Monday night, half-off wings Tuesdays and Thursdays and $2 pint specials of either Gearys, Samuel Adams or Blue Moon.  What more could a lady ask for?  Nothing.  There is nothing more that a lady could ask for.  Also, the bartender’s name is Meg and she might be one of the best I’ve ever had.  So.  Keep all that in mind while I bash Samuel’s pizza in this review.  I still want you all to go there all the time and eat drunk pizza.  But…for science’s sake…here we go…

Smell : I had to stick it right up to my nose in order to get the full experience.  It didn’t … not smell like pizza.  2/5

Appearance : When it came to the table, we said “Now that looks like pizza!”  A nice, even cheese distribution, browned accordingly.  Now, there were no cheese bubbles and an undercooked looking crust, but still.  It definitely did make us scream “What a pizza!”  I should probably give pizzas that I enjoy after an eight-hour work day with no lunch break that is primarily physical a little disadvantage, but eh.  Damn that pizza looked good.  4/5

Cheese: Almost perfect.  A little salty, but heavy.  They did not skimp, it was primarily mozzarella, and it had that nice stringiness.  I’m going to take a half point away for the heavy saltiness, and a half point away for the floppiness.  4/5

Crust:  Uh-oh.  It tasted like Ellio’s.  There was no heart in that crust.  None at all.  Frankly, I would not be surprised if it came from a freezer.  A sort of bland, overly sweet, doughy taste.  It was a taste that made me disappointed in pizza in general.  I award the crust no points, and may God have mercy on it’s soul.

Sauce: Not enough?  Unnoticeable?  Subpar?  I have zero to say about this sauce.  It was really not there at all, and nothing about it made me come back.  1/5

Overall experience: Oh my god, guys, I love Samuels.  It has been my best friend after many-a hard night canvassing.  And!  I would like to give a shout-out (I basically live in 1997) to their buffalo chicken pizza, with blue cheese as the sauce, and buffalo sauce, and theoretically chicken, unless you order the Nancy-style “Buffalo chicken without the chicken” pizza.  It’s stellar.  Saucy, cheesy, spicy and just such a magnificent combination of flavors.   And Samuel’s itself is cheap, great for bar food, good atmosphere, great bartender…all of this adds to general pizza experience.  And two for one pizza Mondays!  I’m going to give this pizza experience a solid 3.1.

So, a lackluster pizza that was really only good because there was lots of cheese on it and cheese is the best, gets an 2.3 out of 5 in average.  But atmosphere, price and style brings it up to 5.4.  For what it is, I cannot not give it props.  It’s certainly far from the running of the best pizza in Portland.  But in that environment, hungry, and with enough beer…I can manage.

Blah, look. Bad pizza = bad sex.  Or a bad movie about killer crocodiles.  You are still like “Hey….pizza....awesome, amiright?”.  I’m right.  Eat at Sam’s.

Inherit The Wind: Legal Drama #3


God damn!  This got me all riled up!  For those of you who do not know (ya dummies!), Inherit The Wind is a film based on the Scopes/Monkey trials, starring Spencer Tracy and Fredric March as two dueling attorneys.  March plays the riveting Brady, a religious orator under the guise of a lawyer, who uses linguistic tricks and plays on people’s steadfast spiritual associations to sway the courts.  My boy Tracy plays Drummond, who seeks to defend freedom of thought and acts (at least in the courtroom) as a paragon of logic.


This movie was directed by Stanley Kramer, who is known for directing films with strong, passionate, bleeding-heart liberal messages.  He also directed On The Beach, which I absolutely loved, and Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?, starring Tracy and his one true lady love, the Ms. Katherine Hepburn.  This film is no exception.  But I get all jazzed up at this one, because the issues addressed in this film are more *fundamentally* ideological.  Beach is about nuclear war and Dinner is about racism, and both are incredibly well-done.  But this film puts on display, the clearest way possible (a courtroom, for chrissakes!), one of the plainest dichotomies between people – those who ride the tide, and those who actually think thoughts.




This film goes into the pomp and circumstance of law – the tricky moments, the getting-riled-up-in-the-courtroom, the passion and dedication and oratory.  It has an absolutely adorable and snarky Gene Kelly as a news reporter whose paper finances Drummonds expensive, and who serves as a TomServo to the entire court case, making sarcastic and snide comments and mocking the religious beliefs of the masses.  There are incredibly powerful and beautiful performances that are, sure, a little ham-handed.  But Spencer Tracy brings such an awesome sincerity to his performance that it more than makes up for the cheese and pomp.  And there is just something about the whole impassioned and riveting ordeal that tingles my heartknobs and rocks my world.


Nancy Is A Laywer?

Inherit The Wind had more of the pomp and circumstance of law, that I have discussed before, that I have shied away from.  But while watching it, there was something neat about at least imagining that there was a truth that I could defend, a sense of pure and unquestionable justice that I could be a part of.

Now obviously, I know there is no pure and unquestionable justice or fairness or truth.  Those are not things that exist in the real world.  But this court case illustrated to me the closest that I might get in my career.  And that is simply this : asking questions is always a good thing.  Self-satisfied awareness and certainty in your base truth is probably not a good thing.

This movie both challenges and utilizes the idea that you can fall back on your base.  Watching Brady tie every question back to his religious core was eerie, because it didn’t take a seconds thought on his part.  Everything came back to his base, his one truth.  At the same time, so did Drummond, but his one truth was that you need to ask some fucking questions in order to understand the world.



Drummond’s truth, for me, is symbolic of the truth of Law in general, *and* it’s a little paradoxical.  I say that because if you are really defending a case, then you have a one truth that you have to tie everything back to.  But you react this truth by drilling it down to it’s core, by consistently asking questions and removing all of the fluff until you reach it’s base.



I should say that I don’t actually imagine myself defending cases in court, but more like helping little old people write their wills or helping a young couple navigate the legal ramifications of purchasing a piece of land next to a national park or something.  Because that’s what law actually is, because people don’t make movies about that, so I have to pretend that Drummond is shouting about Intellectual Property Law or Cruise Ship Accident Law in order to get excited about my future.  So, ya know, perspective.  I know that work in the legal world is excessive hard work and has very little, if anything, to what is shown in this movie.  Cases like this happen once a century.  Watching this movie and saying that you want to be a lawyer is like watching Matlida and saying you want to be a teacher.   


I've always dreamed of being a teacher because I want to watch children make pencils fly with their minds.

But there is something very appealing to be about systematically and thoroughly dismantling the base truths that people use to guide their moral compass, because I truly believe any base truth that is not fluid and subject to change and growth is a dangerous thing.  In that sense, I do believe in a pure and unquestionable justice, but only in that it is questioning.  Allowing yourself to evolve with the new evidence and ideas that are presented to you.  A careful evolution and analysis of propositions is essentially what a trial is.  So, I guess according to my own logic, I *really* want to be a lawyer.  I mean, whether I, as an emotional human being, actually respect the logical conclusions that I reach and execute consistency with my conclusions and actions, will probably be more of a deciding factor of my professions than the shit I write on my blog. But as for now, lawyer away!!!

Otto's!

A lot of people think this is the best pizza in Portland.  And for good reason.  It is certainly the pizza I eat most frequently, not least of all because it’s $3 a slice for some mushroom-ricotta pizza, it’s fast, and it’s directly apartment from my ex-work, current apartment, smack dab in the middle of Congress Street.  It’s a handy pizza to have.  And I will admit that, given some of the flavor options, it’s amazingly stellar.  But!  Based on pure cheese?  That’s the challenge.  My friend Kevin and I went after a movie to truly test the simple cheese pizza at Otto's.

Smell : Again, a pretty solid smell but was not overpoweringly salivating.  It is a smell that would be tempting had you already gotten in your head that you wanted pizza, not a smell that would sway you had you not already made the commitment.  3/5

Appearance : Kevin touted the genius of putting dollops of sauce on top of the actual pizza, which is something I am not sold on.  To me, it did not add to the appeal but detracted from it, at least aesthetically.  It certainly did not look like the perfect cheese pizza.  Furthermore, the outer crust always looks too small, and sometimes a little overly browned/blackened.  2.5/5

Cheese: The perfect cheese!  Wonderfully stringy and flavorful, with lots of chewy bite.   I was really impressed!  This is definitely the best cheese on the cheese pizza yet.  5/5

Crust:  Debatable.  The thin crust makes for a nice, juicy bite, and it’s the kind of pizza that you have to bend in half to get a solid mouthful.  However, it does lend itself to that floppiness; I raised the pizza to my mouth and the tip, which was covered in sauce, sort of flopped down onto my plate (there is a “that’s what she said” in there somewhere..).  But, I really dislike that crunchy outer-crust bite.   It’s too tough.  Furthermore, the crust itself doesn’t have a lot of flavor to bring to the table.  3/5

Sauce: I’m going to give the sauce controversially low numbers.  But to me, a pizza sauce is a different beast than a spaghetti sauce.  The flavors are a little more potent and powerful, a little more peppery, pungent and spiced.  The sauce at Otto’s has a more tomato-y, chunky, marinara-like style.  Now, this is really *really* fucking awesome on their tortellini pizza.  It’s like eating a bowl of tortellini and red sauce…on a pizza.  But on the cheese?  I wanted something with a little more of a strong kick. 2.5/5

Overall experience: I have had lots of great experiences at Otto.  Usually, when I focus on the details of the pizza, it’s a little less overpowering than when I drunkenly down a slice, or when I grab one on my way to work, and am impressed by how fantastically good it is.  But when I sit and enjoy a single slice of cheese pizza, it simply does not have the same effect.  I’m sorry, Otto fans.  It’s yummy pizza.  But it did not rule my world, or make me sigh “Oh my God” out loud, at least with the just cheese.  We are unfortunately going to with a 3.7 for overall experience.

The time has come for math.  Average all components together, 3.2.  I feel like I’m gonna catch a lot of flak on this one.  Add that to overall experience, and you get 6.9.  I know, I know!  That feels too low for Otto’s.  It’s a lot of people’s favorite pizza.  But honesty?  With the mashed potato-bacon-scallion, with the butternut-squash-cranberry-ricotta, with the three-cheese-tortellini, with the pulled-pork-mango…how many Otto’s fans *honestly* just order the cheese?  Like Bonobo, it is more a speciality pizza joint, and the basic cheese just don’t not hold up.

Bonobo Pizza!

A sick Nancy was stuck at home with a sudden hankering for pizza.  Or a sudden hankering to get things done and take one step forward on her pizza crusade because she is crazy.  Or a hankering to walk down Pine Street in the West End.  I certainly hankered for one of those things, I’m sure. 

Smell : Bonobo itself smelled great, but the smell was very weak by the time I opened the box.  I love when the smell is sneaking out, increasing anticipation to open the box, and then when you do you get this beautiful wave of cheesy greasy yum hitting your nostrils.  But that didn’t happen today.  So, 2/5.

Appearance : Hmm.  It was a little small, it didn’t look like the perfect pizza, there wasn’t a sharp contrast between cheese and sauce, but rather they just blended together in similar color, which wasn’t appetizing.  Again, lackluster.  When I opened the box, I went “wah wah waaah” as opposed to “Awwww yeaaaah!”.  1.5/5

Cheese: A similar situation with Pizza Joint.  Bonobo uses exclusively mozzarella, so I expected it to be stringier.  It did not have the cheese flap situation, but it did not have a satisfying cheese bite, with a delicious and thick stringiness.   I think this may be because Bonobo is a classier joint, and the base cheese is seen as secondary to a stellar sauce, perfect crust and fun toppings, and even more interesting cheeses like talleggio and feta or goat or whatever.  But guys?  Cheese is really important.  2.5/5

Crust:  Crust was damn close!  The base crust was thin, but had a lovely consistency and bite, as opposed to thin crust pizzas where the crust is a) too floppy or b) too burnt and crunchy.  Damn good crust.  The outer crust was a little too crunchy for my taste, but the flavor of the dough was hearty and earthy.  Overall, I loved it.  4/5

Sauce: Eek!  Perfect amount of sauce!  Perfect taste!  God, such strong oregano and tomato-y flavors.  I was sitting in front of my computer watching movies and saying Oh My God out loud to myself.  There is no question.  Perfect sauce by Bonobo.  5/5

Overall experience: Bonobo, as a whole, will get a bump up in overall experience.  The atmosphere of the place is great, and the sheer variety on the menu…even though I’m only allowed to consider cheese…is great.  I will say that I’ve had these Greek pizza made with no cheese, and it was to die for.  And the second this study is over, I am running back to get their Talleggio with smoked tomato sauce and leeks.  THAT BEING SAID – you can’t just fancy up your pizzas with special ingrediants.  If your base isn’t down to *such an extent* that you can create a beautiful, olfactory-satisfying pizza on the structure of just cheese, sauce and crust, then you are missing something when it comes to pizza!  

Still, almost perfect crust and perfect sauce?  Plus variety, killer atmosphere and the restaurant itself is named after a kind of monkey, and there’s a link on the front page to the Bonobo Conservation Institute.  3.6 for overall experience.

Time for math, folks.  A solid three for all of the factors combined, plus our 4.1 for overall experience brings us to a solid 6.6.  This feels right.  Bonobo is good pizza, folks, but it’s good pizza when you want to pay sixteen bucks for some fucking arugula or pancetta or talleggio or joepesci or whatever.  When it comes to the basics, Pizza Joint wins.  Although they have structural challenges…that cheese just tasted better, and the overall pizza experience was better (I just had a moment of realization about how impassioned I’ve been getting about all of this.  I’d say “Man, do I need to get a life!” but I want to make clear that I have been saying “No, sorry guys.  Can’t go out.  Gotta write about pizza.”)

Katherine Hepburn & Cary Grant:



I have officially seen all of the Katherine Hepburn/Cary Grant films.  Since there were only three, this may seem like a small chunk of cinematic accomplishment.  But baby steps, you guys.  I’m inching my way closer to seeing all of Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy, and I hope that someday I will have all of Cary Grant under my belt.  I mean, all of Cary Grant’s movies under my belt.  HIOH!  (that was a weird one, because he is dead).


                                                    Ol' Deady

Hepburn and Grant were great friends, not lovers, so their chemistry is more malleable than, say, Tracy and Hepburn.  They can be screwball lovers, serious lovers, ex-lovers and move fluidly between the different dynamics, whereas Tracy and Hepburn, no matter what they play, always have that flirty twinkle in their eyes.  These three movies cover the spectrum of screwball to serious drama, with Bringing Up Baby being regarding as one of the silliest comedies ever, Philadelphia Story cuts to a strong emotional core, and Holiday rides somewhere in the middle, being silly but toying with some serious dramatic undercurrent.  I think what I will do is address them all individually, in decreasing order of silliness, and then talk about them as a whole, if I don’t get bored before then.



Bringing Up Baby is Bre’s all-time favorite movie.  First of all, the premise is practically designed to be a Bre and Nancy movie – a wild and rambunctious woman tricks a nerdy paleontologist into falling in love with her.  We love these movies because we not-so-secretly believe that tricking a nerd is all there is to love.  On another level, I love movies like these in general, where a remarkable storyline moves so quickly, and you watch a snarky and sharp love grow through incredibly quick and hilarious dialogue.
 

                “Don’t lose your head!” “I’ve got my head, I’ve lost my leopard!”

But it is more than just that.  What’s remarkable about Bringing Up Baby is how fast-paced it is.  It may have indeed coined the term “madcap”.  Cary Grant provides the rock against a dizzying array of ridiculous circumstances and situations, mostly based around a renegade leopard that Katherine Hepburn’s character carts around.  Their names in the film are David and Susan.  Susan is convinced that David should fall in love with her, so she follows him around, tricks him into spending time with her, and does silly things like steal his clothes so he can’t leave or pretend she’s being attacked by wild animals so he will come rescue her.  I know what you’re thinking.  She’s a keeper.  But wait, there’s more!


“You’re angry, aren’t you?”  “Yes, I am!”  “Hmm.  The love impulse in men frequently reveals itself in terms of anger”

Susan has the sharpness of a lawyer.  I might just be saying this because I have been watching so many legal films lately, and I’m imposing their speech patterns on her.  But she uses quick little quips of linguistics and logic in order to confuse and disarm, leaving David’s character in a bumbling state of confusion and frustration.  This is all in order for her to effectively prove her case, which is simply that she is utterly charming and Cary Grant *should* be madly in love with her.  I am first in line to admit that all this might seem a little crazy?  But if animosity and sharp banter aren’t signs of true, deep-down affection, then all of the people I care about are really, really mean to me. 


“Oh, you can’t possibly think I did that intentionally.”  “Susan, if I could think, I would have run when I saw you.”

I mean, honestly, to go into any more details would frankly be silly.  The movie works at a ridiculous pace, pulling in all of these fantastic events that keep drawing these two people together.  David protests the whole time, and their banter is some of the best dialogue ever written.  It would be impossible to take the time to shut someone up for your favorite line, because the very act of saying “shh” would quiet another gem.


“Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but - well, there haven't been any quiet moments.”

Holiday is a little more serious, and it involves an actual, relationship problem.  I mean, it is a relationship problem of an older era – Cary Grant’s character Johnny is about to marry a woman named Julia, and whoops, finds out she’s rich.  Don’t think less of me if I say that I cannot really relate to that.  I’d like to think that I’d know some degree of the person I was about to marry before I….married them.  



So it’s an issue of the past, but it’s still an issue.  Julia finds out that the extent of Johnny’s career goals is saving up enough money to take a holiday (hey, that’s the name of the movie!) to find himself.  Cary plays Johnny very sweetly and very sincerely, eliciting a real bumbling confusion but a genuine desire to do the right thing. And, it *is* still a real problem when two people get together and realize that they have completely different backgrounds/expectation for their lives.


 “When I find myself in a position like this, I ask myself what would General Motors do? And then I do the opposite.”

My girl Katherine comes in as Julia’s sister Linda, who is older, playful and more skeptical.  Playful but skeptical seems like a useful duo of characteristic in order to survive in life.  But, having money, Linda is pressure to live up to her inheritance and the role her family wants for her.  Needless to say, she naturally rebels against this.  Julia is the only child who dutifully follows her lot in life.  Their brother is a drunk, and Linda’s flightiness is seen as just lunacy.  Again, needless to say, her and Johnny spark.


A lot of people have been calling me on my strangeness lately.  If you’ve met me more than once, you are nodding solemnly and saying “Rightfully so…”.   But watching Julia do backflips in the playroom and compare herself to giraffes makes me feel not-so-alone.  Katherine as a whole makes me feel not-so-alone.  This woman is not the quintessential starlet, not smoky or cute or seductive, but sharp as a tack, utterly fearless and shameless.  The brazenness that she takes to her feelings for Johnny is something to be admired.  I love that selfless love, that I’ll-probably-be-hurt-but-whatever-let’s-go love.  



“You've got no faith in Johnny, have you, Julia? His little dream may fall flat, you think. Well, so it may, what if it should? There'll be another. Oh, I've got all the faith in the world in Johnny. Whatever he does is all right with me. If he wants to dream for a while, he can dream for a while, and if he wants to come back and sell peanuts, oh, how I'll believe in those peanuts!”

I’ve read about her relationship to Spencer Tracy, and how they loved each other but he refused to divorce his estranged wife for her (Catholicism, amiright folks?).  And so she dutifully tagged along, admiring him and abiding by his wishes their entire life together.  There is no doubt in my (little) mind (that worries way too much about old Hollywood couples) that Spencer really fucking loved Katherine.  But it is worth noting that the pants-wearing, back-flipping, devilish queen of sass-a-frass spent the majority of her life following another man’s heels.  A quintessential feminist icon stuck around for a man who could not bring himself to leave his wife for her.   



Yet I feel even *more* empowered by her decision, both in real life and in Holiday.  It feels like she is saying in both cases “Who cares if I am ridiculous?  Who cares if I am loved in return?  I am going to be true to myself, and this is how I feel”  She had so much strength and poise in every area of her life, and she certainly brought it to being googly-eyed as well.  She played a lovelorn woman as strong and with as much class and determination as anyone ever could, because she was one.



Which brings us to the film of hers which has taught ol’ Nance-a-noodler the most about love, The Philadelphia Story.  This film also stars Jimmy Stewart, which works *greatly* in its favor.  It is about a woman named Tracy, who is one of the rich and classy socialites that crop up in movies from this era, who cares about reputation and knows how to ride a horse.  She is tough as nails, however, and acts out her allotted role in society mostly for love of her family, and out of some sense of confused duty.  Her rebellion isn’t as explicit as Julia in Holiday; she is just confused and running around, getting the sense that something is amok but not sure what to do about it.  Her decision is to then marry the nouveau riche, a man named George, under the pretense that he is a working-class man since he rose himself up to status as opposed to having it handed to him.  This is her pretense for love and it is how she allows it to justify her privileged existence.


                  “I worshipped you from afar.”  “I don’t want to be worshipped, I want 
                                                      to be loved!”

Obviously, something is missing.  In one scene, she tackles George happily and throws him in the dirt, because she feels like this is something that lovers do.  But she is faking it, and George is thrown off by it.  It’s not unlike the second lobster scene in Annie Hall – trying to re-create an idea of what you think that love should be, and having it not work because that emotional connection is not there.  Her relationship to George is purely theoretical; they adore each other, but they don’t *love* each other for all of their gritty flaws and incompleteness.


“You’ll never be a first-rate woman or a first-rate human being until you learn to have some regard for human fraility.”

Loving flaws is probably the most dominant theme in this film.  Cary Grant plays Dexter, who Tracy had left years ago because he was an alcoholic, and he was enraged that she would just chastise him and did little to help him work through it.  He re-enters her life for her wedding, and the entire time they verbally spar, with the same rapid-fire as Bringing Up Baby but with an intense and sharp flavor, as opposed to the flippant and silly dialogue of Susan and David.  Dexter endlessly calls her on her bullshit, and (angrily) works with her in order for her to become a better person.  Both of them are tough and mock each other ceaselessly and so majestically fluidly that again, like all of the dialogue shared between Hepburn and Grant, it’s really hard to keep up.

                            “The time to make up your mind about people…is never.”

And then there is a Mike, a reporter for the wedding played by Jimmy Stewart.  He is a wild card, and sort of throws a wrench into the whole situation.  He is *actually* poor, decidedly working class and sort of a dick about it.  Mike and Tracy have an immediate frustration/attraction to each other, and he sort of mingles about the entire ordeal, adding a further level of complication to Tracy’s emotions.  The scene where they both get drunk and mock each other by the poolside is hands down one of the sexiest, smoothest and smartest pieces of cinema I’ve ever seen.



There is so much that I like about this movie.  I love how flabber-gasted Tracy is with the whole thing.  Her reactions are 100% correct given the situations that she is finding herself in.  Imagine feeling three different sets of feelings for three different men the night before your wedding.  And the ending, which I will not spoil her, is perfect.  It may seem a little rushed and forced, but it echoes the insanity of the emotions Tracy must feel, which makes it more fitting.



But more than anything, I love how much this film stresses that love is not an ideal, not something to be chased, not forced.  That you are not *in love* if you just love what makes someone great, and not even just love what makes someone terrible, but all of the entire ordeal.  That when someone actually loves you, and knows you, it stops being romantic.  It becomes calling each other on your bullshit, but loving the bullshit, and loving the things about the other person that make them weak, that make their knees buckle, that make them act in ways that are ridiculous, that are confused, that are fake and foreign to who they actually are, and you know that.  But loving them enough to put up with all of the fucking work you have to go through to make them a stronger person, and counting on them to do the same for you.



This is the first film where Katherine wasn’t absolutely brazen, where she was a bit reserved and confused and coquettish.  In all of the other films, she was not held back at all, but here she definitely is, a bit.  And here, Cary is a bit firmer, a bit more demanding as opposed to a confused and lost boy under Katherine’s thumb.  Cary Grant is unique, because he is one of the most versatile actors I’ve ever seen, but he still calls ladies “darling” in the very same way, no matter the movie he is in.  He is much like John Wayne in that he is never *not* Cary Grant.



Obviously, these three movies are kickass, and to watch the differences in how Grant and Hepburn play off each other is fantastic.  If you ever need a six-hour marathon of wacky circumstances, sharp banter and selfless love, I will show up at your door with martinis and these three movies. 

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance: Legal Film #2



This is the first movie on my list where quote “Jimmy Stewart plays a small-town lawyer”.  Anatomy Of A Murder marks #2.  However, despite the fact that this film is essentially a tragedy, Jimmy plays a more positive role.  The simplest synopsis would say that this film is about a young lawyer, Rance Stoddard, who travels to Shinbone, a renegade town in the Wild West.  When he gets there, he is accosted by the town ruffian, Liberty Vallance.  Thus begins this fancy pilgrim’s hoity-toity pursuit to build a lawful society in Shinbone, in order to bring Liberty to justice (I am having so much fun writing this recap).  Tom Doniphon, played by John Wayne, stands as the only equal to Liberty in the town, and Tom is skeptical of Rance’s lawfulness and is convinced the only justice that Liberty can understand is with a pistol (Eek I feel so sassy and Western!)



But really, this film is about different conceptions of justice, different balances of lawfulness and a town’s transition from one rule of a law to another.  This movie doesn’t offer any specific conclusion as to what system of governance is best.  But what it does is show the confusion, excitement and nervousness that a town experiences when an outsider comes in and provides a different way of life.



There is something I want to point out regarding Doniphon’s character, who I will now refer to only as John Wayne, because John Wayne is never not John Wayne in any movie.  As I plow through the legal films, I have noticed a certain lawyer cliché emerge.  Namely, the fact that lawyers in film tend to be jaded, detached and cynical.  Rather than rallying with the crowds and shouting prolific oratory, lawyers seem to take deep breaths, look mildly bemused by the human drama but ultimately saddened by what a mess lay before them.  There is a certain demeanor that accompanies this.  In The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Stoddard is a young, flailing mess, impassioned and crazy and searching for justice.  John Wayne’s character is the one that embodies that lawyer-y demeanor that I am growing accustomed to seeing in legal dramas.

This makes sense, because he is *used* to his rule of law.  He is the lawyer-figure in the system of justice that Shinborne has.  He is used to its rises and falls, and he understands when one can win and when one cannot.  Stoddard still believes in changing the world.  I think this is very telling, in that it re-enforces that Stoddard didn’t necessarily “save” Shinbone by coming.  It already had a specific rule of law, which Valance and John Wayne were old hat at, and Stoddard didn't understand. 

 
I think systems arise within groups of people.  And in order to prevent these systems from being subject to hatred, prejudice and greed, we codify them in such a way and evolve them with the times.  A strong system had arisen in the town of Shinborn that was not codified, but was still a system.  The absence of established & codified rule and logic is certainly frightening to someone who does not understand it, but no one in that town was necessarily complaining before Stoddard’s appearance.  The rules were just understood.

This movie is very vindicating, but still ends on a somewhat tragic note.  The sadness this film evokes certainly has a lot to do with the analysis of justice this movie offers, and the absence of satisfying conclusion or direct answer.  But this works in its favor.  There is no direct answer to the questions this movie proposed.

Nancy Is A Lawyer? 

This movie actually taught me a lot.  Some of it I knew already, from doing work with people in the political arena.  Mainly, I'm referring to the fact that people are swayed by a common enemy.  You can convince people of everything and anything if you point a finger alongside them.  Secondly, it reminded me how much I value internal consistency.  More and more, I find myself saying lately “I just like it when things make sense”.  Even though the world is chaos, I love it when, in a system, there is just a sense of logic that works within that system, whether or not the system itself holds any real water.  The world of Shinbone before Stoddard’s entrance, there was a sense of justice.  Thus, it made me wince every time Stoddard tried to impose his sense of city-slicker justice, because it did not work within that environment. 


Now, Stoddard’s justice had more of a logical consistency…but that is because it was designed to.  The legal system strives towards being comprehensively internally consistent.  That’s why certain cases setting precedence over other cases is even an issue– if it counted once, it has to count again, because those are the rules, because otherwise our system is broken.  And, ya know, I *do* adore that about man’s codified system of judgement, I really really do.  But there was something so pure and organic about Wild West, terrain law as it arose, something so seductive and logical.  It wasn't internally consistent because it wasn't designed; it just happened.  Obviously, it could not stand the test of time, because it is not a law that can be altered or edited, it is not a rule of law that can bend to the changes in social roles and democracy.  I am getting the inkling that that aspect of law is key to justice.  However, that does not mean I didn’t cringe every time Stoddard did something ridiculously lawful and logical.  I found myself shouting “No!  That doesn’t work here!”



This is not a downside of law, by any means.  This is just an understanding that law does not exist just because we notice it or because we try to act towards it.  Law arises of its own accord.  I think it’s important to realize that it is there, so we can change it and realize that we probably shouldn’t commit mass genocides and that ladies can vote and junk. But a rule of law is not a conscious human creation, but just a manifestation of social contracts.  It arises even without the volition of certain individuals.  It just arose in society because that’s what happens when big groups of people get together and try to figure themselves out.

To Kill A Mocking Bird : Legal Film #1

This was a tough one.  I had never read the book in high school, so I read it before watching the film.  So unfortunately, my recap will do little more than compare the book and the movie.  I know that kind of discussion is boring, but hopefully you will read it and get a sense of how I relate to the film and what I liked and disliked about it (which is also boring, but you are the one reading my blog, sir).  

Obviously, both are great, even though the book is exponentially greater.  The world this book created was so powerful because it was so detailed, so smarmy and tongue-in-cheek, given that it was from Scout’s perspective.  It also had the luxury that novels have to really set the stage, to stress Scout’s existence, what her father was like, what her relationships were like, the enigma of Boo Radley, Maycomb County as a whole, etc.  So, when the trial of Tom Robinson was presented, it slowly built in intensity as Scout realized this was a bigger and bigger deal.  *That* was the way that we saw racism through the eyes of a child, and that is the key to why this story is so renowned.



The film couldn’t accomplish that.  You simply could not film all the things that happened to Scout and Jem, the details and stories of Maycomb County, and build that setting.  I think that the setting is paramount for the intensity of the story.  The trial of Tom Robinson grew out of the scenery of Maycomb; it built slowly and it was never an isolated event, but connected to everything else that happened in the town.  For example, in the book, we had several encounters with Walter Cunningham and understood him as one of the townfolks before there was that final confrontation between Atticus, Jem and Scout.  In the movie, it was less powerful for Scout to just recognize a friend, because we knew him less as Walter Cunningham, and more like one of the casual characters introduced in the past forty minutes. 



The role of Atticus was less striking for me in the film as well.  In the book he is seen as quiet, but troubled.  Imperfect and confused but trying to do right.  In the film, he is stoic and noble in a way that I didn’t dig as much.  The film doesn’t embody the way that Scout’s perspective cuts to the core of Atticus Finch, and doesn’t portray him as anything else then a strong, decent lawyer.  The character from the book is more complex than that.  He fucks up, he gets mad, he loves his pot liquor, and he really loves his kids.   Gregory Peck did not act out all of the complexities of the man that I admired in the book.


In its favor, what the film was able to that the book could not was stress the iconic moments more.  The testimony of Tom, of Mayella, and the final revelation of Boo Radley, felt all the more powerful.  These characters were brought to life more because of their details and physicality.  Those things appeared less so in the novel because Scout would never notice or bring to the surface; she’s a kid.  She doesn’t notice the way Tom’s lips peel back and his head shakes when he’s scared.  She just notices that he look frightened.



The film was able to bring some of the side characters to life in a more intense way, and to see and feel fear and pain for the wrongfully accused, and see the sorrow on all of the faces, is something the book could not convey, because it was not something Scout could ever really convey.  These details drive the point of racism home, and make the story a saga about how racism can squeak through the holes of our legal system.  At the end of the day, our legal system isn’t some magical, god-ordained system that holds all the answers.  It’s just a big pile of messy and confused people and ideologies, and the heartfelt pursuit by several individuals to pursue a sense of “fairness” and “justice”, which aren’t things that exist in the world, which aren’t things that we even know exactly what they mean.  But beautiful, dogged people still strive for them, even though they don’t work.  And that’s nice.  That’s what the film did for me. 

For that reason, I suppose the film connects more with me than the book does purely when it comes to using it to understand how I relate to the legal system.   


Nancy Is A Lawyer?

I love Atticus Finch.  Everything about his calm resolve to just do the best he can to do right, and his dedication to then just go home and take care of his kids.  I love his broken stoicism and the clear way he sees right and wrong, how he understands the folly of racism and hatred and blames no one for it.  I love his recognition that the world is a broken place and he is not going to fix it, but his steadfast and calm determination to at least try.



Obviously, this film doesn’t fill me with a profound sense of justice or victory.   Which works in its favor.  I would not go into law as someone who believed in changing the world, but as someone who believed in sucking it up and doing your part as an informed and hard-working person to enact some modicum of change, somewhere, if you can, maybe, if you’re lucky, but probably not.  

This film has very little of the showy aspects of legal films – the trial where key pieces of evidence are analyzed and the attorneys do some trickery and zero in on something brilliant and unconsidered which closes the case.  This also works in its favor.   The smarmy showiness and arguing that is associated with law – whether or not that is the case – is not exactly my favorite part of it.  This film stressed the sense of preparation and work – the only key piece of evidence on the part of Atticus was the issue of Tom Robinson being right-handed.  No one was doing any fancy-schmancy, My-Cousin-Vinny lawyering.  I think that shit is cute and all, but that’s not why I want to go into law.  I liked the bare-boned simple case and the hard realities of law.  And I like working hard without any consideration for the results, but working for the sake of good work itself.  So yeah, Atticus Finch got me all jazzed up to be a lawyer.  That was wildly unpredictable.